Pre-game Observations

We caught wind that ABC will delay the start of tonight's game because of a pre-game skit they've developed. Everyone remembers the attempt at humor last year when the brains at the network conceived a mock Desperate Wives scenario with Terrell Owens and Nicolette Sheridan. You remember how well that went over, right?

Tonight's satire will have take on the T.O. ordeal not using Desperate Housewives as a template, but the groundbreaking series from over a decade ago, Twin Peaks. And instead of having the question, "Who killed Laura Palmer?" as the show's mantra, the Twins Peaks: The Eagles 2005 Season episode will have the question "Who's most responsible for T.O.'s departure?" as the theme. The censors will have their hands full with this one.